The Top Five Styles Of Music Cats Can Dance To

5.  Russian Folk

4. Early 90s rap

3. Children’s nursery rhyme

2. Hawaiian hula

1. Old 60s Rock

My Five Favourite Ways to Squash Wicket the Cat

5. The bean bag squash

4. The lap sitting squash

3. The drinking water squash

2. The head tap squash

1. The tuck and curl full body squash

The Five Best Ways to Say Sorry To Someone

5. Buy them a bunch of flowers

4. Buy them a box of chocolates

3. Offer to give them a massage

2. Look as cute as possible

1. If all else fails…Beg!

To my readers:
Sorry for my absence…Please forgive me!

Willow’s Top Five – The Best Places to Sleep

5. Under the cover of the big warm doona

4. Across my funky orange couch

3. On the lap of my human father

2. On the back of my human mother

1. Somewhere in the depths of Wicket’s fluff